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Man Quotes by W.C. Fields
- It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
- A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
- A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.
- There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
- No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
- I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what…
- A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
- The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
- The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
- Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a…
- Ain't fit for man nor beast
- You can't cheat an honest man.
- A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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