"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down……" — W.C. Fields
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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A baited cat may grow as fierce as a lion
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Keep thy hook always baited, for a fish lurks even in the most unlikely swim.
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Dweller in yon dungeon dark, Hangman of creation, mark! Who in widow weeds appears, Laden with unhonoured years, Noosing with…
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See how he throws his baited lines about,/And plays his men as anglers play their trout.
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You know" - Hale's breath was warm against Kat's ear in the chilly ballroom- "I don't know that both of…
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Everyone under the age of sixty called it the War Between the States, while everyone over sixty called it the…
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The capture, taming, training and keeping of eagles is highly ritualized. Most of the birds, which have a life span…
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As you drift off to sleep, I am there, smiling, a soft kiss, a whisper, Je T'aime. I will sleep…
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All boyhood's treasure-trovea hortus siccus Of tits and knickers, Baited his unused sex like tsetse flies, Till, maddened, it charged…
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