Pet Quotes

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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. — Mary Kay Ash
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov
To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov
Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens, install picture windows, adopt pets… — Diane Ackerman
Action is the antidote to despair. — Joan Baez
Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat,… — Antonio Banderas
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. — Bob Barker
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently… — Dave Barry
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six… — Scott Adams
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. — Henry Ward Beecher
The dog is the god of frolic. — Henry Ward Beecher
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm… — Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings
There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief. — Aeschylus
People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well… — Linda Blair
The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing that stands in the way. Some… — William Blake
One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly… — Jo Brand

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