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Pet Quotes by Steven Wright
- I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
- When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I…
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
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