"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now…" — Steven Wright

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• In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat… — Sri Aurobindo
• Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you… — Francis Bacon
• Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call… — Antonio Banderas
• If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats… — Antonio Banderas
• When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
• We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children… — Brigitte Bardot
• I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
• Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise… — Dave Barry
• There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being… — Drew Barrymore
• Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil
• Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont

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