"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it……" — Steven Wright

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• Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where… — Bill Ayers
• London changes because of money. It's real estate. If they can build some offices or expensive apartments they will, it's… — David Bailey
• We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
• In a building with apartments, of course, you want to make connections. Life is easier that way. There's salt if… — Juliette Binoche
• When I came to New York and I opened the window of the thirty-fifth-floor apartment, there's light pollution and fog,… — Gisele Bundchen
• I'm not suggesting people abandon musical instruments and start playing their cars and apartments, but I do think the reign… — David Byrne
• I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I… — Leslie Caron
• I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes. — Raymond Chandler
• I've leased the apartment; my partner is going to come out here. But we're keeping our house in Chicago because… — Ted Allen
• I remember crying all the time. My major thing growing up was I couldn't fit in. Because I was from… — Tupac Shakur
• Me and my books in the same apartment, like a gherkin in its vinegar. — Gustave Flaubert
• It was a terrible psychic blow... Ebbets Field was replaced by a housing project. How could a father tell his… — Joe Flaherty

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