"Last night I shot an elephant in my……" — Groucho Marx

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• The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except… — David Attenborough
• Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant. — Ritchie Blackmore
• The U.N. bureaucracy has grown to elephantine proportions. Now that the Cold War is over, we are asking that elephant… — Madeleine Albright
• Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'. — Charlie Chaplin
• What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line?… — John Sedgwick
• The largest land animal is the elephant, and it is the nearest to man in intelligence: it understands the language… — Pliny the Elder
• I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was… — Sam Snead
• Suppose you came across a woman lying on the street with an elephant sitting on her chest. You notice she… — Sally Ride
• To be born, to live and to die is merely to change forms... And what does one form matter any… — John Dewey
• When the bull's-eye becomes as big in your mind as an elephant, you are sure to hit it. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... — John Sedgwick
• Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter,… — Bertrand Russell

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