"Dig trenches? With our men being killed off……" — Groucho Marx
"Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
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The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.
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Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which…
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That's one reason why it's pretty worthless, I can't totally buy it, if you think about it, it's things like…
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They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were…
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I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy…
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You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for…
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up…
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Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.
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