Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1106 authors

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school. — David Bailey
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
The best things in life are silly. — Scott Adams
I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. — Hilaire Belloc
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! — John Belushi
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. — Josh Billings
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? — Erma Bombeck
Celebrity is ridiculous and silly and it's mad that people like me are listened to - you know, rap stars and movie stars. — Bono
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. — Victor Borge
It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity - but when you… — Alain de Botton
I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious. — Malin Akerman
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly… — Pam Brown
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace. — George W. Bush

Who Wrote These Silly Quotes

1,106 authors contributed a total of 1,456 Silly Quotes, led by these top contributors: