Silly Quotes
1456 quotes by 1106 authors
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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
— Aristotle
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I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school.
— David Bailey
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
— Pearl Bailey
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
— Russell Baker
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
— Edward Abbey
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
— Douglas Adams
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
— Edward Abbey
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
— Dave Barry
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The best things in life are silly.
— Scott Adams
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I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
— Hilaire Belloc
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Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
— John Belushi
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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
— Josh Billings
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
— Josh Billings
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
— Erma Bombeck
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Celebrity is ridiculous and silly and it's mad that people like me are listened to - you know, rap stars and movie stars.
— Bono
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
— Victor Borge
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It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity - but when you…
— Alain de Botton
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I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious.
— Malin Akerman
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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly…
— Pam Brown
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I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
— George W. Bush
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