Silly Quotes

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Prayer does not mean that I am to bring God down to my thoughts and my purposes, and bend his government according to my foolish,… — Dwight L. Moody
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot… — Bobby Jones
Everyone who has been to an Olympics says expect the unexpected. That kind of psychology games does go on, so I'm kind of expecting things… — Libby Trickett
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The silly question is the first intimation of some totally new development. — Alfred North Whitehead
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. — Groucho Marx
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll… — Groucho Marx
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. — Groucho Marx
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? — Groucho Marx
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? — Groucho Marx
I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lies in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must… — George W. Bush
But as importantly, it lies in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say,… — George W. Bush
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically. — George W. Bush

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