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Silly Quotes by Steven Wright
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
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