"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she……" — Steven Wright

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• Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
• Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go… — Drew Barrymore
• Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. — Joseph Addison
• Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't… — Boris Becker
• I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. — Henry Ward Beecher
• At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters… — Jacqueline Bisset
• I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
• When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted… — Orlando Bloom
• When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. — Elizabeth Bowen
• Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. — Leo Buscaglia
• My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17… — Kirk Cameron
• I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for… — Drew Carey

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