"When I was a fetus, I used to……" — Steven Wright
"When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints."
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Scientifically, there's no debate over whether the fetus is alive and human.
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So the time line of when we consider a fetus 'human' is arbitrary after conception.
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