Silly Quotes

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The complete life, the perfect pattern, includes old age as well as youth and maturity. The beauty of the morning and the radiance of noon… — W. Somerset Maugham
I've had women tell me that when their daughters see them taking care of themselves, and being defined from within, and thinking for themselves instead… — Naomi Judd
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski
As long as the arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel. — T.E. Lawrence
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. — Gordon R Dickson
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? — Robert A. Heinlein
Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. — Jim Slattery
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted -… — Geoffrey Household
I really didn't say everything I said. — Yogi Berra
The similarities between me and my father are different. — Dale Berra
Half this game is 90 percent mental. — Danny Ozark
It's like an Alcatraz around my neck — Thomas Menino
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. — Israel Zangwill
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out… — Lewis Blaine Hershey
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. — John Peel
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. — Dennis Roch
The question now is: Can we understand our stupidity? This is a test of intellect, not of character. — John K. Fairbank
Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey. — Eduard Heine
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because… — Andre Bauer
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. — Virginia Foxx

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