Silly Quotes
1456 quotes by 1082 authors
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The complete life, the perfect pattern, includes old age as well as youth and maturity. The beauty of the morning and the radiance of noon…
— W. Somerset Maugham
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I've had women tell me that when their daughters see them taking care of themselves, and being defined from within, and thinking for themselves instead…
— Naomi Judd
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When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.
— Charles Bukowski
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As long as the arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.
— T.E. Lawrence
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
— Gordon R Dickson
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Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
— Robert A. Heinlein
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Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.
— Jim Slattery
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted -…
— Geoffrey Household
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I really didn't say everything I said.
— Yogi Berra
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The similarities between me and my father are different.
— Dale Berra
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Half this game is 90 percent mental.
— Danny Ozark
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It's like an Alcatraz around my neck
— Thomas Menino
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
— Israel Zangwill
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Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out…
— Lewis Blaine Hershey
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I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
— John Peel
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If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
— Dennis Roch
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The question now is: Can we understand our stupidity? This is a test of intellect, not of character.
— John K. Fairbank
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Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
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My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because…
— Andre Bauer
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
— Virginia Foxx
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