Silly Quotes
- I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. — George W. Bush
- Put the 'off' button on. — George W. Bush
- A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with… — Elwyn Brooks White
- The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies
- The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup. — Robert Frost
- The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore. — Yogi Berra
- I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our… — George Raveling
- If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose. — Samuel Goldwyn
- The loss of life will be irreplaceable. — Dan Quayle
- The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? — David Sarnoff
- I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. — Gary Cooper
- If you've seen one redwood tree, you've seen them all — Ronald Reagan
- Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!? — Bill Gates
- He was a man of great statue — Thomas Menino
- It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back. — Dan Quayle
- ... perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- ... there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- ... you could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved it doesn't exist! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. — Victor Hugo
- Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of… — Will Cuppy