Silly Quotes

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He was as noble and fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a… — J.R.R. Tolkien
I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals. — George Berkeley
It is one of my rules in life, never to notice what I don't understand. — Wilkie Collins
The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor — Arthur Conan Doyle
Of what significance are the things you can forget. — Henry David Thoreau
One is wise to cultivate the tree that bears fruit in our soul. — Henry David Thoreau
People think you can't be clever if you have breasts. — Kelly Brook
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them. — Oscar Wilde
Jet lag is for amateurs. — Dick Clark
Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan
When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like,… — Dane Cook
You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as… — Lewis Black
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before… — Dennis Miller
Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves
I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. — Guy Clark
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people… — Louis C. K.
Travel works best when you're forced to come to terms with the place you're in. — Paul Theroux
People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It… — Louis C. K.
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease. — George W. Bush
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah. — George W. Bush

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