Silly Quotes

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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. — George W. Bush
The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants. — George W. Bush
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine
Those who claim to have had happy lives seem to be silly fools. — Taylor Caldwell
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. — George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? — George Carlin
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each… — Fred Allen
I don't have a grand master plan, but I try to be thoughtful when I can and also silly. It's part of the fun. — Josh Charles
The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole universe, and that's… — Deepak Chopra
Modelling is a silly, crazy business. — Helena Christensen
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. — Winston Churchill
Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life. — Hillary Clinton
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. — Henri Frederic Amiel
Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things. — Ralph Marston
The idea that the United States can't guard its own border is silly. It's a sign that were not serious about this...people who legally shouldn't… — Newt Gingrich
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon
It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women. — Marquis de Sade
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants — Geraldo Rivera

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