"If you can't beat them, arrange to have…" — George Carlin
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
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George Carlin
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Arrange Quotes
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one of 190 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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There is little chance that aliens from two societies anywhere in the Galaxy will be culturally close enough to really…
— Seth Shostak
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Explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a…
— Richard V. Allen
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
— Ambrose Bierce
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We only regard those unions as real examples of love and real marriages in which a fixed and unalterable decision…
— Alfred Adler
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One should not understand this compulsion to construct concepts, species, forms, purposes, laws ('a world of identical cases') as if…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Anyone may arrange his affairs so that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to…
— Learned Hand
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Scientists often have a naive faith that if only they could discover enough facts about a problem, these facts would…
— Theodosius Dobzhansky
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Remember the basic rule. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you. How true this…
— Stephen Potter
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I believe that forgiving them is god's function, our job is to arrange the meeting.
— Norman Schwarzkopf
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Our first duty is to satisfy the spiritual master, who can arrange for the Lord's mercy. A common man must…
— A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada
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When you can dump a load of bricks on a corner lot, and let me watch them arrange themselves into…
— Bruce Barton
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Prune what is turgid, elevate what is commonplace, arrange what is disorderly, introduce rhythm where the language is harsh, modify…
— Quintilian
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