Sarcastic Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. — John Barrymore
- You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth. — Roland Barthes
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
- Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade
- Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. — George Ade
- I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike… — Kristen Bell
- She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand. — Saul Bellow
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- I hope I never get so old I get religious. — Ingmar Bergman
- Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. — Ambrose Bierce
- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. — Ambrose Bierce
- Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility. — Ambrose Bierce
- Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. — Ambrose Bierce
- Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. — Ambrose Bierce