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Sarcastic Quotes by Will Rogers
- A fool and his money are soon elected.
- She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
- The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for…
More Sarcastic Quotes
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. — Ambrose Bierce