Will Rogers Quotes

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• The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
• The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
• So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!
• No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets,…
• A fool and his money are soon elected.
• She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
• Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and…
• I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory…
• There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
• The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
• Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
• Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the…
• It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
• The Schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
• You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
• Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
• Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
• Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
• I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a…
• There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.

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