Will Rogers Quotes

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• Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. Beauty
• I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes… Always Said
• If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Ever Injected
• This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk… Aid
• Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. Country
• I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with. Fellow
• I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. Every Prominent
• Congress is deadlocked and can’t act. Act
• Americans will feed anyone that's not close to them. Americans
• America has the best politicians money can buy. America
• Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be… All
• A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine… Called
• Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was good for the… Back Home
• Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become… Anybody
• Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. Amazement
• Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress… America
• The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. Amount
• There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a… Democrat
• Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records. Burn
• A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason… Any

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