All Will Rogers Quotes
- The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out. Bag
- The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back Abroad
- So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give! Democratic
- No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets,… Better
- A fool and his money are soon elected. Elected
- She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. Back Away
- Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and… Country
- I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory… All
- There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. Any
- The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. Democrat
- Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. Communism
- Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the… Asset
- It's great to be great, but its greater to be human. Great
- The Schools ain't what they used to be and never was. Educational
- You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Chance
- Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. Else Putt
- Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Enemies
- Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. Another Way
- I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a… Anything Else
- There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. Down