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Funny Quotes by Will Rogers
- The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
- A fool and his money are soon elected.
- Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
- I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
- Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
- I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
- If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
- Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
- Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
- If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
- Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
- Americans will feed anyone that's not close to them.
- All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government…
- They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.
- I don't know what humor is.
- You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
- Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement.…
- Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see…
- Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
- Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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