"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco." — Will Rogers
"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."
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Will Rogers
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…
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More Chewing Quotes
This quote is filed under Chewing Quotes,
one of 127 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
— Dave Barry
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On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of…
— Cecil Beaton
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Don't let your special character and values, the secret that you know and no one else does, the truth -…
— Aesop
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Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will…
— Rajneesh
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A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps -…
— Rajneesh
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America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.
— Unknown Author
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I love controlling a race, chewing up an opponent. Let's get down and dirty. Let's fight it out. It's raw,…
— Adam Goucher
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I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come…
— Jennifer Lawrence
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It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy.
— Padma Lakshmi
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Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I…
— John Candy
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I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was…
— Alice Englert
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I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else
— Alan Ladd
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