Slap Quotes

313 quotes by 287 authors

I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and wake them up. — Antonio Banderas
I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it. — Anthony Bourdain
Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,' made its debut on PBS in the 1980s, it… — Alton Brown
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you… — Rick Reilly
I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas. — Nicki Minaj
I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! — Roberto Luongo
As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf
To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly.… — Charles Dickens
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian
The passion for playing chess is one of the most unaccountable in the world. It slaps the theory of natural selection in the face. It… — H.G. Wells
Though it's a film about cross-border love, there isn't a word of politics in it. Forget politics, there isn't slap, not even a raised voice… — Yash Chopra
Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and… — Germaine Greer
Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
I had no fear of the stream's perils, and I listened with the greatest contentment to the quiet slap of water on rocks, the running… — Clare B. Dunkle
I like the financial security because I know how hard it is for so many people who struggle to earn a living. I'm grateful I… — Jennifer Lawrence
I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing. Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth: the slaps, the… — Stephen Fry
It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then. — Sean Connery
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened,… — Max von Sydow
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. — Jon Heder
Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman whoâ€™s trying to kill u â€“ u can only hold her wrists so long before… — Bill Maher

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