Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

Snape is vindictive, he's cruel. He's not a big man. But he loves. I like him, but I'd also like to slap him hard. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
How could anyone not want to live when there were so many things to live for? There were rainy nights and wind and the slap… — Michelle Magorian
Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands. My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap… — Miriam Defensor Santiago
I want to go up to the closest white person and say: 'You can't understand this, it's a black thing' and then slap him, just… — Charles Barron
Out of the silver heat mirage he ran. The sky burned, and under him the paving was a black mirror reflecting sun-fire. Sweat sprayed his… — Unknown Author
Creative geniuses are a slap-happy lot. Treat Them with respect. — James A. Michener
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick. — Unknown Author
He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side. — Robbie Savage
You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that… — James Mattis
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll wake you up.… — Robert Glasper
The smell of the sea, of kelp and fish and bitter moving water, rose stronger in my nostrils. It flooded my consciousness like an ancestral… — Ross Macdonald
After I came home from the 1936 Olympics with my four medals, it became increasingly apparent that everyone was going to slap me on the… — Jesse Owens
What the young writer is looking for is not a critic who will slap him on the back and say, 'Greatest thing since O. Henry,'… — Unknown Author
Abandonment doesn't have the sharp but dissipating sting of a slap. It's like a punch to the gut, bruising your skin and driving the precious… — Tayari Jones
The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one. — Ronda Rousey
Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly. — Ted Dekker
Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders. — Megan Gallagher
Live in the moment, just do it - those are phrases thrown around by people who don't know what they mean. Just do it -… — Gregory Galloway
Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a ten-dollar hooker around,… — S.M. Stirling
Without question, the true goal of some in Congress is to create a system of socialized medicine. It's politically expedient to slap a 'patients' rights'… — Ron Paul
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff
If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory. — Unknown Author
These are clothes my friends and I could wear. This ain't Prada. I don't want to be one of those celebrities that slaps their name… — Nicky Hilton
Basketball players want contact to get a foul called. Slaps on the wrist and bumps on the shoulder are big time to them, and they… — Warren Moon
The jarring change going from an urban environment to an extremely remote natural environment is extremely inspiring. It's constantly stimulating, it's like a slap in… — Carter Burwell

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