Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. — Louis Tomlinson
She could not bear to look at him just now. If she did, she might well slap him again. Or cry. Or kiss him. And… — George R. R. Martin
You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking… — Terry Pratchett
Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time… — Gena Showalter
A slap in the face is more effective than ten lectures. It makes you understand very quickly. — Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
If you were closer, I'd slap you," she said. "Let me help," I replied, and stepped closer. She promptly slapped me, which surprised me only… — Kenneth Oppel
Actually I'm taking her for a ride," I say slyly, inching my hand up the back of Ella's leg and she slaps the back of… — Jessica Sorensen
He should accept me as I am!” says the woman who is too nice. Accept you? Oh no, sister. Slap yourself. He should want you… — Sherry Argov
Then I realize from the hollow sound of her gun's click that her gun isn't loaded. Apparently she just wants to slap me around with… — Marie Lu
The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap. — Martin Compston
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. — Michelle Dockery
The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down! — Unknown Author
I used to slap my hip to keep a beat. — Joe Cocker
If I had my way, all actors over 55 would be issued a 3-lb. wet salmon with which to slap the face of every young,… — Richard Griffiths
When my mind won't stop racing, I just want to reach inside my head and slap the hamster off his wheel. — Unknown Author
When somebody says Expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say You didn't expect that, did you? — Nikhil Saluja
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts, But their a pain in the a-s-s At the same time as you loving… — Myothersweetangel199
All those pokes, wish they had a slap facility — Cristine Shye
I wonder could I say how I felt And not be misunderstood A thousand stars came into my system I never knew how much I… — Superman
I hate two face people, I never know which side to slap first — Unknown Author
I can slap myself into reality and remind myself of what happens when you let someone into your sacred space. — Superman
You think your soooo tough with word ,but me you haven't realized that I'm physical some I don't care. I'll slap those words away when… — MrAwesome
Wonder why? Heres why:I act immature to see peoples reactions but in fact I love acting like a kid so I wont forget the past.… — Jasmine
I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first. — Emaliebaby
COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving for you Like… — Myself

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