Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any… — Nathan Bedford Forrest
What's amazing to me now is that I actually recall fixating on the fact that my thighs a-l-m-o-s-t touched at the top....If I could go… — Anita Renfroe
Braai Day is a slap in the face of our efforts to regain who we are. And should make any self respecting South African cringe. — Simphiwe Dana
And if you worry that not finishing the food on your plate is a slap in the face of all the hungry people everywhere, you… — Geneen Roth
Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back. — Pope Francis
Critical words to a child are as painful and damaging as being physically hit. They are verbal slaps in the face. Usually, critical words are… — Beverly Engel
The worst possible thing ... was to lie dead in the water with any problem. Solve it, solve it quickly ... If you solved it… — Thomas Watson, Jr.
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Unknown Author
I would decriminalize marijuana, but you step out of your house high and you bother somebody else in any way, shape or form, I'm going… — Bill O'Reilly
What I wanted to do was slap him down a bit with wit and words. Grammar and vocabulary as a weapon. But what kind of… — Charles Frazier
You could slap his wrist for saying it, but then he said it with his face, and you could spank him for making faces, but… — Jonathan Franzen
Just slap something on it when you see a blank canvas staring at you with a sort of imbecility. — Vincent Van Gogh
I've got such a disgusting, wide, smug grin on my face all the time that my friends just want to slap me. I've never been… — Holly Valance
I shampoo only once a week or so, with tree tea oil shampoo. And when I slap moisturizer on my face - just some stuff… — Billy Campbell
Kissing's a very organic and mechanical process. It's like a slap. You slap your co-star once and it's done. — Alia Bhatt
Never fear Death for you will feel aroused by his sleep. Never cheat death or he will slap you with a sentence of misery for… — Suzy Kassem
With charm you’ve got to get up close to see it; style slaps you in the face. — John Cooper Clarke
You know with a bully you cannot let them slap you around, because they slap you around today, they slap you five or six times… — Harry Reid
There are so many options, so much to do, so many demands on Women. There is no point in taking one hour to do a… — Elaine A. Cannon
I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already… — Felicity Huffman
I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth. — Sheridan Smith
Evolutionarily speaking, there is seldom any mystery in why we seek the goals we seek — why, for example, people would rather make love with… — Steven Pinker
I think grief is like a really ugly couch. It never goes away. You can decorate around it; you can slap a doily on top… — Jodi Picoult
Sometimes I have wished my insults were slaps or lashes; I've wanted to hit people in the face and make them see, if only for… — Evita Peron
I tried to nutmeg him. It never came off and he gave me a slap on the back of the head and told me to… — Steven Gerrard

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