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- Out of the silver heat mirage he ran. The sky burned, and under him the paving was a black mirror reflecting sun-fire. Sweat sprayed his…
- Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.
- What the young writer is looking for is not a critic who will slap him on the back and say, 'Greatest thing since O. Henry,'…
- If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.
- I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
- The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!
- When my mind won't stop racing, I just want to reach inside my head and slap the hamster off his wheel.
- I hate two face people, I never know which side to slap first
- He gave a little laugh and looked down.I felt so many emotions in one. I wanted to slap him and kiss him at the same…
- I have to feel responsible for things I have committed. doesn't matter if ive said them or did them. people around me shouldnt feel pain…
- If you're happy and you know it slap your friend... :P
- Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face There's no one quite like you You…
- Men skidding on shark shit and gettin slap that how to talk level shit
- Ok lil BITCH that's in the inbox...jus becus I'm preg doesn't mean I can't tell u like it is or PIMP slap the shit outta…
- I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once
- Common sense can slap me in the face.
- So I look around at all these stupid little faces. Something I can never slap, but I embrace. You'll never ever see, you'll never ever…
- Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big…
- You can't hit a girl... But you can slap a bitch
- Don't stand in Life's 'Waiting Room,'. slap that clerk till he gives you what you fuckin' want!
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- I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! — Roberto Luongo
- As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf
- To see the butcher slap the steak before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to… — Charles Dickens