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- Out of the silver heat mirage he ran. The sky burned, and under him the paving was a black mirror reflecting sun-fire. Sweat sprayed his…
- Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.
- What the young writer is looking for is not a critic who will slap him on the back and say, 'Greatest thing since O. Henry,'…
- If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.
- I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
- The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!
- When my mind won't stop racing, I just want to reach inside my head and slap the hamster off his wheel.
- I have to feel responsible for things I have committed. doesn't matter if ive said them or did them. people around me shouldnt feel pain…
- Ok lil BITCH that's in the inbox...jus becus I'm preg doesn't mean I can't tell u like it is or PIMP slap the shit outta…
- Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big…
- You can't hit a girl... But you can slap a bitch
- Don't stand in Life's 'Waiting Room,'. slap that clerk till he gives you what you fuckin' want!
- Slap a player, Stomp a bitch, They both aint nothin but some nasty tricks!
- How would you know if he really loves you? Its when you scream hes calm. When you slap him he kisses you. When you cry…
- Wipe that fucking smile off your face before I bitch slap it off
- It's only the biggest slap in the face when someone you trust isn't being real. Was I not worthy enough for honesty? Not only do…
- Dont Keep Calm Slap That B**** Hard !!!! ;) ^_^
- I am gonna bitch-slap somebody for this.
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