Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. — CM Punk
The man with a host of friends who slaps on the back everybody he meets is regarded as the friend of nobody. — Aristotle
The records that I like, they have life and warmth and soul in them. Like the slap back on Scotty Moore's guitar on 'Mystery Train.'… — Channing Tatum
I don't like poetry that just slaps violent words on a canvas, as it were. — Anne Stevenson
The spontaneity of slaps is sincerity, whereas the ceremonial of caresses is largely convention. — Ugo Betti
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD. — Eminem
He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain. — Alice Cooper
Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia. — Pramoedya Ananta Toer
Anyone who slaps a "this page is best viewed with Browser X" label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old… — Tim Berners-Lee
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my… — Aaron Carter
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands. — Ludacris
Everybody nose dive, hold your breath, count to five. Back slap, booby trap, cover it up in bubble wrap. Room shake, earth quake, find a… — Peter Gabriel
But it is nice to know that you have other races lined up, because sometimes you can get so focused on your next marathon that… — Ryan Hall
There are still some terrible cliches in the presentation of Indian fiction. The lotus flower. The hennaed hands. In mainland Europe, people still slap these… — Hari Kunzru
You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." "I was ninety percent sure." "I see," Clary said. There must… — Cassandra Clare
I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say: 'Stop being so… — Kiri Te Kanawa
Right whales, for all their size, are surprisingly athletic. They roll, they slap their flukes, they lift their heads out of the water in a… — Tim Cahill
A nation's not a child, for God's sake. ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap… — David Hewson
This is a jury of your peers. They watch the same TV movies. They belong to Oprah’s Book Club. You can take any monster, slap… — Jeremy Robert Johnson
I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas. — Matthew Lawrence
I like America anyway. In Japan we are much more formal. If two friends are separated for a long time and they meet they bow… — Sessue Hayakawa
I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on… — Erma Bombeck
I shall never forget what I saw at the Museum of Modern Art: in a spotless schoolroom, fifty little girls painting away at tables covered… — Jean Cocteau
Metal buildings are the dream that Modern Architects had at the beginning of this century. It has finally come true, but they themselves don't realize… — David Byrne
I'm still afflicted with the malady of research. I don't like what I do, and I paint it out, and paint it out again. I… — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

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