Slap Quotes
313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors
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She lived in fear of his shifting moods, his volatile temperament, his insistence on steering even mundane exchanges down a confrontational path that, on occasion,…
— Khaled Hosseini
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What was a slap for ten pages of escapism, ten pages far from everything that made him unhappy, ten pages of real life instead of…
— Cornelia Funke
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George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition, John showed up to rehearsal with a long list of name suggestions, and I remember each…
— Alan Goldsher
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I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
— Louise Rennison
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Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him.…
— Ilona Andrews
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Those who were so long imprisoned in ice and darkness seem to find the sunlight jarring, painful. The longer I walk around with this grief…
— Karen Marie Moning
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If you want to touch me, Kendall, touch me. Don't hide behind those little girl slaps.
— Lisa McMann
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Words, for all they were flimsy and invisible, had great strength. They could be fortified as a castle wall and sharp as a foil. They…
— Jodi Picoult
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During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across the…
— Pittacus Lore
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Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?
— Ilona Andrews
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Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare. I leaned a little toward Luther. "Is this the…
— Ilona Andrews
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Death and loss, they plague you. So do memories. Like the Mississippi's incessant slap against the levees, they creep up with deceptive sweetness before grabbing…
— Karen White
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The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!
— Jennifer Rardin
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Death isn't enough. It doesn't remove the stain. But a slap, a whiplash, square on the face, does. Because a man's face is as sacred…
— Mario Vargas Llosa
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Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.” Dany met his stare.…
— George R. R. Martin
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Aw, he's just you know...entrenched," Matt said. "Gotta adjust to the perspective and deal from there." Then he added, "Not that I'd want him as…
— Wendelin Van Draanen
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The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear.
— David Sedaris
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There's nothing so attractive as a blank slate. Take one attractive man, slap on a thick coat of daydream, and voila, the perfect man. With…
— Lauren Willig
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A man who doles out sweets, and slaps, with the same hand.
— Patricia McCormick
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A vocation is not something you slap on, like a coat of paint, and change whenever you want. A vocation is built into you. You…
— Cinda Williams Chima
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I got to thinking—when it was too late—you have to reach out to people. To your family, too. You can't just let them sit there,…
— Cynthia Voigt
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Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen
— George R. R. Martin
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As we drew near to the gates of Dother Hall the old bell in the belfry rang out. I said, 'I must go in, it's…
— Louise Rennison
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Something about this made Reynie uneasy. Had he done so badly? Was this meant to test his courage? He did as he was told, closing…
— Trenton Lee Stewart
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I’m saying your name in the grocery store, I’m saying your name on the bridge at dawn. Your name like an animal covered with frost,…
— Richard Siken
Who Wrote These Slap Quotes
259 authors contributed a total of 313 Slap Quotes, led by these top contributors: