Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

Success always hugs you in private but failure only slap you in the public that is fact — Suraj Ary
Life has no direct meaning, in other words you give your own life meaning. But for me my life has no meaning, nor does life… — Jeremy Limn
When ever Someone Hurts you ,...Dont Cry... Remember It takes 49 Muscles to cry And 12 Muscles to Smile But Only 5 Muscles to give… — Tinku Razoria
I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once — Unknown Author
I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all. — Sterling Hayden
Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.'… — Ben McKenzie
I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to… — Eugene Levy
And before I'd got to the end of the first paragraph, I'd come up slap bang against a fundamental problem that still troubles me today… — Philip Pullman
It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance. And thats why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang… — Eddie Izzard
See see ya see Anna Mae, I'm bout to slap y'all bitches around and call y'all Anna Mae. — Nicki Minaj
The more people I know, the more I look into the mirror and slap everybody in there! — Mariana Fulger
Addicts arise, when I arrive In this crack crack fag back slap in disguise. Fat sack of knives in the passenger side, bitch Reach for… — Tyler The Creator
Last year I had to put my city back on the map, This year we goin hit em right back with a slap. — Slim Thug
The King of the Ghetto ain't no punk mothafucka, I'll open my hand and slap mothafuckas, I guess they shouldn'ta been some stupid ass dumb… — Z-Ro
Villian hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt, in a clean pair of ripped jeans and a bummy shirt, wondering would you… — MF Doom
The bottom line is I love good music and I try to shy away from all these labels that people think are so necessary to… — Brad Nowell
Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round (another round) and when I make it rain, money all over the ground (the… — Yung Joc
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma. — Trace Adkins
Common sense can slap me in the face. — Unknown Author
Please don't slap me, I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail. — Genesis
So I look around at all these stupid little faces. Something I can never slap, but I embrace. You'll never ever see, you'll never ever… — Unknown Author
Ooh, if I gave you peaches outta my own garden And I made you a peach pie, would you slap me out? Wonder if I… — Jill Scott
Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big… — Unknown Author
And if your lookin I'll slap a hoe. — Nicki Minaj
And if your looking I'll slap a hoe. — Nicki Minaj

Who Wrote These Slap Quotes

259 authors contributed a total of 313 Slap Quotes, led by these top contributors: