Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

It's only the biggest slap in the face when someone you trust isn't being real. Was I not worthy enough for honesty? Not only do… — Unknown Author
You see I'm ambidextrous I slap ass with both hands Delete your first steps, but I'll save the last dance I just bought some new… — Ludacris
Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, 'Hey,… — John Rocker
Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first. — Michiiko
I want to slap Hinrichs glasses off his face SO BAD. — Christopher Mintz Plasse
Is thinking the 'poke' button on Facebook is getting far too old now. I would like to see a 'choke' and 'slap' button — Arjun Loveable
Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too. — Arjun Loveable
Two faced people are hard to deal with, which face to slap first is a hard decision — Arjun Loveable
Love is a slap in the face. — Juanita
That annoying moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem so you just want to slap them. — Sharon
I prefer to do friendship with the one who slap me when I try to light up a cigarette,Not with the one who give me… — Shafique Ahmed
To every girl who gossiped about me in corners of parties, to those who were my slap in the face, to the close minded or… — Hussein Nishah
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way. — Pretty Ladii
Dont Keep Calm Slap That B**** Hard !!!! ;) ^_^ — Unknown Author
If u get into a fight dont keep calm slap that B**** HARD! ;) — Unknown Author
I am gonna bitch-slap somebody for this. — Unknown Author
When you really really want to slap someone do it...just make sure to say 'mosquito' when you do it — Shubham Joshi
Sometimes, I wish I was on medication just so I can slap the shit outta people and blame it on side effects. — MLY AB
I was sitting under a shade,when a kiss came and slap me,then I chase it as fast as I can,only to catch it at your… — San Buchi Ladiesguy
The moment you feel bored with life, slap yourself then focus on the moment. for each moment is as deep, mysterious and wonderful as all… — Megan Sartin
WAYS TO BECOME A GOOD BOYFRIEND : 1. Listen to her boundaries. If she says she doesn't like PDAs (public displays of affection), you should… — Zhat*
Patiently waiting on Karma to slap you in the face. — Nishan Panwar
I bounce up my EX in kfc and she tell me try and don't insult her in here, So I tell her I don't have… — Glen Rambharack
A moment ..that you want to slap your boss!!!! grrrrr!!! — Admin Darkangel
Yeah, young sire, slap the fuck out Jon Cryer. Rough rider, raw bust inside a vagina. — Mac Miller

Who Wrote These Slap Quotes

259 authors contributed a total of 313 Slap Quotes, led by these top contributors: