Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

He gave a little laugh and looked down.I felt so many emotions in one. I wanted to slap him and kiss him at the same… — Unknown Author
Sometimes I just want to slap some sense into people!!! -_- — Rachel
If life treats you well...prepare it your ass to take a really hard slap.. cause it's not the way it works giving free chanses — Patrick Limitless
We Always Kill Mosquitoes with huge slap that they don't even deserve, so as we always hurt the people who they don't deserve to been… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT button!! — Arjun Loveable
I hate two faced people, it makes it harder for me to decide which side to slap first... — Blondie:)
Wonders if you slap the back of her head hard enough if her 2nd face will fall off? — Sarah Moores
I have to feel responsible for things I have committed. doesn't matter if ive said them or did them. people around me shouldnt feel pain… — Unknown Author
Some people will slap you on the back behind your face and then slap you in the face behind your back. — Vikrant Parsai
If you're happy and you know it slap your friend... :P — Unknown Author
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once — Im Nothing
Being nice to someone youd rather slap isnt being fake. Its called sucking it up and acting like an adult. — Babloo
Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face There's no one quite like you You… — Unknown Author
I notice since I were a kid when a senior member of our family fuck up, is like you wasn't allow to even talk about… — Glen Rambharack
Success always hugs you in private...! But failure always slap you in the public.. Thats_Life — Yashowardhan
Being single is not the end of the world, a friend said to me. She continued by saying There are other problems that are more… — Devilishangel
If you put a man or woman before your kids. Slap yourself twice. — Sonya Parker
I always slap myself when I do something wrong it always reminded me to do good things. — Sarfraz
When I Hear SomeOne Says They Are Bored, I Just Want To Slap Them In The Face, If You Are Bored Go Do SomeThing With… — Chance1900
Men skidding on shark shit and gettin slap that how to talk level shit — Unknown Author
Ok lil BITCH that's in the inbox...jus becus I'm preg doesn't mean I can't tell u like it is or PIMP slap the shit outta… — Unknown Author
Ever wonder about the true purpose of mosquitoes? I'm thinking it must be God's source of amusement... watching us slap ourselves! — Green Monk
Facebook just makes me want slap someone in the face with a book — Cassandra Crosby
Slap me on my face,I may forget you.Break my heart,you will remain immortal in my memory. — Bibeka
When someone says: 'Expect the unexpected.' Slap their face and say: 'You didn't expect that, did you?' — Green Monk

Who Wrote These Slap Quotes

259 authors contributed a total of 313 Slap Quotes, led by these top contributors: