Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

I ride on yachts i autography lady lumps and I pay people to let me slap them — Justin Bieber
You gon slap me bitch!! In fronna my friends!!!! — Kevin Hart
Better you slap my face than you back stabber.....my friends....get out of my life.... — Latest
Shawn Michaels could walk down to this ring, get on his knees, bend over and kiss me on the ass and it ain't gonna make… — Triple H
I hate you. Do you know why? Think about it. Think real hard. Then let me rip out your spine, so I can slap you… — Dani D
You can't hit a girl... But you can slap a bitch — Unknown Author
Don't stand in Life's 'Waiting Room,'. slap that clerk till he gives you what you fuckin' want! — Unknown Author
Slap a player, Stomp a bitch, They both aint nothin but some nasty tricks! — Unknown Author
I Hate Two Faced People Because It Be Hard Deciding Which Face To Slap First ! — Janae
How would you know if he really loves you? Its when you scream hes calm. When you slap him he kisses you. When you cry… — Unknown Author
You can slap me down, you can crush me with your nasty words. You can rip in a million brokens shards, you can and taken… — Kalena Webster
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.. — Lamartimothy
When you least expect it, love will walk right by you And slap you in the face! — Kaitlin
I heard what you've said and don't blame me if I'll slap your face. — Rakii Retondo
Sometimes we lose sight of life,it takes 42 muscles to make a sad face,but only 4 muscles to use your hand and BITCH SLAP that… — Jaden
Love is always the same,you love,you fuck,you hate,you love again,then you die from a bitch slap. — Jaden
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!... — Joanne Lobedica
How do you feel when you broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and the next day he/she already in a relationship with another person? That sucks… — Lilybeth
Wipe that fucking smile off your face before I bitch slap it off — Unknown Author
It is a slap hit | the conscience there's any left! Corruption of the slap shot is not entitled to — Mak_786
My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I… — Jean Claude Van Damme
You can blow up people and still get a PG-13 tag, but the ratings board moves faster than a speeding bullet to slap an R… — Seth Rogen
I'm a nice person... I swear. but once you step on my limit then a demon will slap your face — Rakii Retondo
One Days, U Maybe Forgeted Kilaping Of The Sound Of Success but Do not Forget to Sound Of slap someone on the cheek — Mak_786
BONANZA * BONANZA * BONANZA The BONANZA IS HERE AGAIN!!! You don't wanna miss out the fun this season as several lucky winners stand the… — Horla

Who Wrote These Slap Quotes

259 authors contributed a total of 313 Slap Quotes, led by these top contributors: