Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around… — Prince William
Both destiny's kisses and its dope-slaps illustrate an individual person's basic personal powerlessness over the really meaningful events in his life: i.e. almost nothing important… — David Foster Wallace
I'm tired of this. It's like, just when I think our goal is within reach, it slips right through our fingers. It's happened time and… — Hiromu Arakawa
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket… — Jerry Seinfeld
What stops me from taking myself seriously, even though I am essentially a serious person, is that I find myself extremely ridiculous, not in the… — Gustave Flaubert
However in the world did her skin come green?" Nanny wondered, stupidly, for Melena blanched and Frex reddened, and the baby held her breath as… — Gregory Maguire
Just slap anything on when you see a blank canvas staring you in the face like some imbecile. You don't know how paralyzing that is,… — Vincent Van Gogh
Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day. — Markus Zusak
My mother moves so fast I do not even see it coming. But she slaps my face hard enough to make my head snap backward.… — Jodi Picoult
Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any cymbals-… — Shel Silverstein
Authors of light pieces have, nobody knows why, a genius for getting into minor difficulties: they walk into the wrong apartments, they drink furniture polish… — James Thurber
She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her… — Jeaniene Frost
She lights a match in the dark hall and moves it onto the wick of the candle. Light lifts itself onto her shoulders. She is… — Michael Ondaatje
I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her. — Stephenie Meyer
Because I cursed him to it. (Acheron) Be glad I’m not physically there or I’d slap you upside the head. You know how free will… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time? — Nancy Werlin
I long for the days of disorder. I want them back, the days when I was alive on the earth, rippling in the quick of… — Don DeLillo
Somebody at one of these places asked me: "What do you do? How do you write, create?" You don't, I told them. You "don't try".… — Charles Bukowski
Why don't I just pretend I'm on camera, Plutarch?" I say. "Yes! Perfect. One is always much braver with an audience," he says. "Look at… — Suzanne Collins
The mishandling of food and equipment with panache was always admired; to some extent, this remains true to this day. Butchers still slap down prime… — Anthony Bourdain
Jonah Griggs. Not just a name but a state of mind I never want to revisit, although I do keep him at the back of… — Melina Marchetta
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. — Simone Elkeles
There are many foolish people in the world and when a man in a rather high position puts on no frills, slaps them on the… — W. Somerset Maugham
Genet raised his hand, and I squeezed my eyes shut, sure I would be receiving the worst backhanded slap of my life. Genet froze and… — Alexandra Bracken
However , it’s over, and I’ll take no revenge on his folly – I can afford to suffer anything, hereafter! Should the meanest thing alive… — Emily Bronte

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