Slap Quotes

313 Slap quotes by 259 unique authors

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. — Will Rogers
I am not here to pass civilities or compliments with you, but on other business. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend… — Nathan Bedford Forrest
South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone… — Robert Mugabe
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way. — Liam Gallagher
I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and… — Mel Gibson
It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast,… — Richard E. Grant
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on… — Roald Dahl
If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me. — Johnny Depp
I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the… — Neil Patrick Harris
It's good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving. If you're offered a part… — Neil Patrick Harris
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. — Katharine Hepburn
I love New York... I think it's the best city in the world. As far as cities go, everything's there. I think it's so vibrant.… — Hugh Jackman
The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms. — Doris Lessing
Become a worry-slapper. Treat frets like mosquitoes. Do you procrastinate when a bloodsucking bug lights on your skin? 'I'll take care of it in a… — Max Lucado
I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of… — Liza Minnelli
There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her… — Marilyn Monroe
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. — Paul O'Grady
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me… — Dolly Parton
Also I just think I've been lucky enough to have great parents, and I've had good people around me who have always been honest with… — Daniel Radcliffe
I had this fantasy that in a democracy the government was the population. So I came to America and got a big slap in my… — Marjane Satrapi
Never slap a man who chews tobacco. — Willard Scott
'Revenge' is a shameless soap in the style of Eighties shoulder-pad slap-offs like 'Dallas,' 'Dynasty' and 'Falcon Crest.' Yet there's no wink-wink camp. — Rob Sheffield
You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill… — Chris Tucker
My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to feed his… — Jesse Ventura
I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids. — Shaun White

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