"Shut my mouth, slap your grandma." — Trace Adkins

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• I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending… — Adele
• The notion that before you even set out to go to Thailand, you say, 'I'm not interested,' or you're unwilling… — Anthony Bourdain
• Food is everything we are. It's an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region,… — Anthony Bourdain
• I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of… — Jo Brand
• I have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, 'So what's the big deal about… — Madeleine Albright
• My maternal grandma was a tough, tough lady and a stern woman, who lost her husband young and raised six… — Steve Carell
• Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma's favorite. — Kris Carr
• Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what… — Lord Chesterfield
• Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Unknown Author
• Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I,… — Liv Ullmann
• A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. — William Shakespeare
• I've met so many fans of daytime television who've watched the shows with their moms and grandmas and feel like… — Alison Sweeney

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