Grandma Quotes

249 quotes by 202 authors

I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending words to the mouth. But… — Adele
The notion that before you even set out to go to Thailand, you say, 'I'm not interested,' or you're unwilling to try things that people… — Anthony Bourdain
Food is everything we are. It's an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It's… — Anthony Bourdain
I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can… — Jo Brand
I have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, 'So what's the big deal about Grandma Maddy having been Secretary… — Madeleine Albright
My maternal grandma was a tough, tough lady and a stern woman, who lost her husband young and raised six kids by herself. She lived… — Steve Carell
Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma's favorite. — Kris Carr
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus
Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was… — Liv Ullmann
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. — William Shakespeare
I've met so many fans of daytime television who've watched the shows with their moms and grandmas and feel like they've known the characters their… — Alison Sweeney
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in… — Erma Bombeck
I don't think these women are stupid. I think they're selling a personality that's very marketable: Wouldn't it be fun if we were all gorgeous… — Reese Witherspoon
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.... — Mary Mapes Dodge
Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire
I don't want you to write about what you know, because you don't know anything. I don't want to hear about your boyfriend or your… — Toni Morrison
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer
Silver gray hair Neatly combed in place There were four generations Of love on her face She was so wise No surprise passed her eyes… — Dianne Reeves

Who Wrote These Grandma Quotes

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