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249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors

The comma, if it's left out, sometimes can be a problem. There's a slogan on a T-shirt going around that "Let's Eat, Grandma," and "Let's… — Mary Norris
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking… — Jeff Foxworthy
The Dominican Republic says 'We're black behind the ears.' And in Mexico, 'there's a black grandma in the closet.' They know, they've just been intermarrying… — Henry Louis Gates
My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her… — Alice Cooper
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. — Ellen DeGeneres
A few years back, when my style was 'punk grandma,' I picked up an amazing pair of sandals - orthopaedic ones, with really thick soles.… — Beth Ditto
Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or… — Zac Efron
Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes. — Marc Jacobs
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson
Pressure cookers are relatively inexpensive, they're in every kitchen store, your grandma probably had one, but a lot of people don't. A pressure cooker is… — Nathan Myhrvold
You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do mean it, but... there's nothing to say. There's… — Amaury Nolasco
I remember once asking Grandma about a book she was reading, a biography of Abraham Lincoln, and how she answered me: this was the first… — Joyce Carol Oates
If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care? — Al Sharpton
We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass… — Steven Tyler
The chef that grew up with the grandma who cooks tends to always beat the chef that went to the culinary institute. It's in the… — Gary Vaynerchuk
My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in an American accent?… — Emma Watson
I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver
But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts… — Laura Ingalls Wilder
As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. — Prince William
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful… — Lois Wyse
I like all the families in the U.K. But what I like about the idea of the royal family is... they seem like they're well… — will.i.am
Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way,… — Forrest Carter
My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid. — Joan Bauer
So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love. — Lois Wyse
Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more. — Ellen Hopkins

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