Best Grandma Proverbs
249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors
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Love you grandma I know I shouldve moved on, I know its over. But in my head and my heart, I feel like this was…
— Unknown Author
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That's wat my grandma says lao
— Unknown Author
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My dad is the boss. . .until Grandma comes over. Then hes just one of us
— Green Monk
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Please dont hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Loving you made me be…
— Shalini
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I saw u on Youtube.. That day u looked so fine because OPPAs won an award. He smiled brightly to me.. I was so shy…
— Saodevi
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My grandma didn't raise a killa, she raised up a Christian but the fact that I was down and people kept on kickin' made me…
— Z-Ro
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Shut my mouth, slap your grandma.
— Trace Adkins
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I was in there standin' by the bed when the preacher bowed his head with the family, the day my grandma die.
— Jake Owen
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Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
— Nick Swardson
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What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
— Napoleon Dynamite
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Woo! Sign me up for the next war! -Grandma Fa
— Mulan
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Mulan: (talking to commander) Uh...you could stay for dinner... Grandma: You could stay forever!! -Mulan and Grandma Fa
— Mulan
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Who spit in her bean curd? -Grandma Fa
— Mulan
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Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
— Ralph Wiggum
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Ome kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.
— Ella Fitzgerald
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That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven…
— Riley Freeman
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Im sorry I need some real competion. Hey grandma!
— Unknown Author
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25 lighters, 25 cyphers, went to jail and shared a cell with a 25-to-lifer. Stayed at my grandma house with 25 bibles, stayed in the…
— 2 Chainz
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After years of relationship... Girl: I want to marry you Boy: I can't Girl: Why not? Boy: Because my family only marries family members. Girl:…
— Unknown Author
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Ladies if you have cancer ,I know how hard it is to go throw this but knowing that some is always there for you that…
— Taylor
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Piece of American Pie they cut me, I can barely taste i.t But I know it ain't 'bout shit cause my grandma ain't make it.
— Big Krit
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Im beautiful? I get it from my granny..
— Mayra Galvan
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True love is'nt Romeo and Juliet,it's grandma and grandpa who died together.
— Unknown Author
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