Best Grandma Proverbs

249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors

Love you grandma I know I shouldve moved on, I know its over. But in my head and my heart, I feel like this was… — Unknown Author
That's wat my grandma says lao — Unknown Author
My dad is the boss. . .until Grandma comes over. Then hes just one of us — Green Monk
Please dont hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Loving you made me be… — Shalini
I saw u on Youtube.. That day u looked so fine because OPPAs won an award. He smiled brightly to me.. I was so shy… — Saodevi
My grandma didn't raise a killa, she raised up a Christian but the fact that I was down and people kept on kickin' made me… — Z-Ro
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma. — Trace Adkins
I was in there standin' by the bed when the preacher bowed his head with the family, the day my grandma die. — Jake Owen
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary! — Nick Swardson
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. — Napoleon Dynamite
Woo! Sign me up for the next war! -Grandma Fa — Mulan
Mulan: (talking to commander) Uh...you could stay for dinner... Grandma: You could stay forever!! -Mulan and Grandma Fa — Mulan
Who spit in her bean curd? -Grandma Fa — Mulan
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box. — Ralph Wiggum
Ome kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz. — Ella Fitzgerald
That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven… — Riley Freeman
Im sorry I need some real competion. Hey grandma! — Unknown Author
25 lighters, 25 cyphers, went to jail and shared a cell with a 25-to-lifer. Stayed at my grandma house with 25 bibles, stayed in the… — 2 Chainz
After years of relationship... Girl: I want to marry you Boy: I can't Girl: Why not? Boy: Because my family only marries family members. Girl:… — Unknown Author
Ladies if you have cancer ,I know how hard it is to go throw this but knowing that some is always there for you that… — Taylor
Piece of American Pie they cut me, I can barely taste i.t But I know it ain't 'bout shit cause my grandma ain't make it. — Big Krit
Im beautiful? I get it from my granny.. — Mayra Galvan
True love is'nt Romeo and Juliet,it's grandma and grandpa who died together. — Unknown Author

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