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• Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as 'Dude', but he's doing a… — Stephen Baldwin
• I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I… — Kirstie Alley
• I struggle to be rugged and raw dude, trying to survive in the trials and lawsuits, Everybody wants to test… — Tupac Shakur
• That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj
• Be cool to the pizza dude. — Unknown Author
• Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon… — Drake
• On playing Batman and his daughter: If I was doing the sequel to Frozen I would be a hero. My… — Ben Affleck
• I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass… — Mitch Hedberg
• The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was… — Forest Whitaker
• Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday
• Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times-… — Matthew Broderick
• There ain't no problem that some other dude didn't have 1,000 years ago. — Will Smith

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