"Comedy is so subjective, you know what I……" — Nick Swardson
"Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid."
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34 Quotes by Nick Swardson
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
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If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those…
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No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the…
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I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
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God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.
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Can we take a shower and talk about this?
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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
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You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good, oh my gosh. You look…
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
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Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...
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