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• THE AWKWARD MOMENT When you realize you're giving your pen a blowjob... — Nikhil Saluja
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• Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions. — Nikhil Saluja
• Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! — Green Monk
• Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk
• He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• That akward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it BlOwjob — Unknown Author
• Music is like a blowjob. Just shut up and enjoy. — Unknown Author
• Nothing beats a blowjob :D — Nathaniel Aveyro
• Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us… — Mitchell Sakundiak
• A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob. — Nikhil Saluja
• Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja

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