Blowjob Quotes
- THE AWKWARD MOMENT When you realize you're giving your pen a blowjob... — Nikhil Saluja
- TV shows are great when your getting a blowjob. It gives you something to look forward to. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions. — Nikhil Saluja
- Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! — Green Monk
- Eating pumpkin cheesecake is like getting a blowjob from a vagina. — Green Monk
- Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah... — Nick Swardson
- He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
- That akward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it BlOwjob — JZINMYPNTZ
- Music is like a blowjob. Just shut up and enjoy. — Chance W
- Nothing beats a blowjob :D — Nathaniel Aveyro
- Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like… — Mitchell Sakundiak
- A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob. — Nikhil Saluja
- Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja
- Treat em like pollo, serve 'em, black suburban. Swervin, through the hood gettin head like turbans. Any job a good job so she get a… — Machine Gun Kelly
- Let your imagination take place ... I WASN'T GIVING AN INVISIBLE BLOWJOB !! MUAHAHAHH but yeah we're girls and we're born to act weird ^^ — Lil
- I got dimples on my balls sack and every time I get a blowjob bitches are all like awwww. — Nikhil Saluja
- We men don't want sex, we just want blowjob. Its really simple to understand us! — Nikhil Saluja
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob. — Ephrem Hardin
- If women had to give a blowjob every time they said something bad, there would be no more obese women. — Nikhil Saluja