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• Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to… — C.D. Payne
• That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla
• On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so… — Lizzy Caplan
• Without a boner sex would be point-less. — Nikhil Saluja
• Life is like a boner, long and hard — Jensen Mowbray
• My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. — Superman
• Dudeeee you just gave me a lady boner!! xD o.o I'm fucked up! XD — Patience
• Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn
• I got a boner. — Snooki
• It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
• Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
• I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after… — RJ Berger

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