Boner Quotes
30 quotes by 23 authors
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Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets…
— C.D. Payne
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
— Adam Carolla
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On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that after I shot…
— Lizzy Caplan
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Without a boner sex would be point-less.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Life is like a boner, long and hard
— Jensen Mowbray
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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
— Superman
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Dudeeee you just gave me a lady boner!! xD o.o I'm fucked up! XD
— Patience
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Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon.
— Jeremy Limn
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I got a boner.
— Snooki
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It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner.
— Matthew Lush
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Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you.
— Taylor Gang
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
— Nick Swardson
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I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for…
— RJ Berger
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Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.
— Beavis And Butthead
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A robot with a boner thats WAY too much!!
— Rob Dyrdek
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Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead
— Beavis And Butthead
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Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,…
— Peter Griffin
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Taylor Gang or do the worm wit a boner.
— Taylor Gang
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Life's Like a Boner , It Gets Harder And Harder
— Mikey M
Who Wrote These Boner Quotes
23 authors contributed a total of 30 Boner Quotes as follows: