"Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we……" — Peter Griffin
"Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley..."
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37 Quotes by Peter Griffin
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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that…
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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal…
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take…
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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her,…
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the…
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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the…
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No…
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Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
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